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Ek Fauji Bade Time Ke Baad Chutti Le Ke Ghar Aaya, Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola. Fauji: “Chal Chudai Karte Hein Mera Lund Bahut Tadap Raha Hai” Biwii Boli: “Mere Ko Toh Mahwari (Dates) Aai Hai, Kothhe Chala Ja Pani Nikal Le” Fauji Baher Jata Hai Magar Thori Der Baad Wapis Aa Jata Hai. Biwi [...]
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Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha. Santa To Girl: “Do U Have Aids?” Girl: “No” Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“

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Ek Ucha Lamba Lun… . . . Dooja Phuddi Teri Tang… . . . Teeja Mumma Tera Cham Cham Karda Ni… . . . Mein Aiwein Te Ni Tere Ute Charda Ni… . Oh Oh Oh Oh…
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Ek Ucha Lamba Lun… . . . Dooja Phuddi Teri Tang… . . . Teeja Mumma Tera Cham Cham Karda Ni… . . . Mein Aiwein Te Ni Tere Ute Charda Ni… . Oh Oh Oh Oh…
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Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li. . . . Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga? . . . Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai“
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Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Badhao, Ho Sakta Hai Ussne Muth Maar Kar Hath Na Dhoye Ho.
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Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di. Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat” Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar“
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Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha. Friend: “Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?” Chinki: “Because Boys Have Ball Bearings Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction“
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Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha. Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?” Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon“
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Husband & Wife Go For Shopping. Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?” Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?“
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