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You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.
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May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!
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Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to
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Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
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if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
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ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?
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im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
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Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.
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Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
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