%0Dthere+was+a+young+girlcalled+heather%2Cwhoscunt+lips+were+made+of+leather+they+made+a+strange+noise+that+attracted+the+boys+by+flapping+the+edges+together+%0D

%0DGUY%3A+If+I+could+see+you+naked%2C+I%27d+die+happy.+GAL%3A+If+I+see+you+naked%2C+I%27d+probably+die+laughing.

%0DAfter+making+love%2C+wat+r+u+tryin+to+say%3F+I+love+u%3F+Wrong%21+1+more+time%3F+Wrong.+U+r+so+pretty%3FWrong.+I%27m+so+tired%3F+Wrong%21+The+answer+is+tissue...tissue...plsss%21%21%21

%0DA+peach+is+a+peach%2C+a+plum+is+a+plum.+what+is+a+kiss+without+a+tongue.

%0DIts+been+a+rough+day.+I+got+up+this+morning%2C+put+on+a+shirt+N+a+button+fell+off.+I+picked+up+my+briefcase+N+the+handle+came+off.+I%27m+afraid+2+go+2+the+bathroom.

%0DD+best+breakup+shayari%0D%0D%0Dpyar+k+naam+pe+dete+ho+khauf%0D%0Dpyar+k+naam+pe+dete+ho+khauf%0D%0D%0Dfuck+off%0Dfuck+off%0Dfuck+off%21%21

%0Da+gd+friend+is+like+a+gd+bra...+hard+to+find%2C+very+comfortable%2C+supportive%2C+and+always+close+to+the+heart.....+HELLO+MY+GD+BRA+%3A%29

%0DMom%3A+Tujhe+ladka+pasand+aaya+ho+to+baat+agey+chalayen.+Girl%3A+Ladka+to+theek+hai+but+mota+hai.+Mom%3A+TV+chahe+14%22+ka+ho+ya+29%22+ka+remote+6%22+ka+hi+hota+hai.

%0DThe+fluffy+clouds+may+kiss+the+sky%2C+The+rose+may+kiss+the+butterfly%2C+The+morning+dew+may+kiss+the+grass%2CBut+u+my+friend+can+kiss+my+ass%21

%0DEvery+organisation+is+like+a+tree+full+of+monkeys.+Ones+at+the+top+can+only+see+monkeys+below+them+and+ones+at+the+bottom+see+only+assholes+above+them.