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Ladki ki vidai ke waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai
“Ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai”
Dulha bolta hai:
Don’t worry jate hi loot lunga
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Maa- Tumhai wo bangali ladka kiss ker raha tha
to Tumne Use Mana Kyu nahi kiya
Ladki- Main use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nahi aati
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Woh kaunsi Situation Hai,
Jisme mard 15 minute me thak jata hai,
Aur aurat chahti hai ki wo karta rahe?
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SHOPPING..
Mgwr Aapki soch ko Salam!
Woh+kaunsi+Situation+Hai%2C%0DJisme+mard+15+minute+me+thak+jata+hai%2C%0DAur+aurat+chahti+hai+ki+wo+karta+rahe%3F%0D%3F%0D%3F%0D%3F%0D%3F%0DSHOPPING..%0DMgwr+Aapki+soch+ko+Salam%21%0D
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Most confusing double meaning joke:
Girl- Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya..
Her Friend- Kyu?
Girl- Wo me “late gayi” thi na isliye…!!
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Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao
Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao
Girl- Bas swaami ji – Dikh Gaya
Swami- Dekha Dikhne laga n bhavishya
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Lady drinking coke, machchar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machchar says MAA
Lady asks why did you call me MAA?
Machchar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon… MAA
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Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..?
Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt
Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti..?
Student Sharmate huve Bola:
CONDOM
Mam%3A+Girls+kya+Phen+Sakti+hai..%3F%0DStudent%3A+Saree%2C+Suit%2C+Jeans+aur+Skirt%0DMam%3A+Good%2C+Ab+Batao+Girls+kya+Nahi+Phen+Sakti..%3F%0DStudent+Sharmate+huve+Bola%3A%0DCONDOM%0D
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Police- Jis car ne thoka,
uska color or no. yaad hai?
Boy- Wo to yaad nahi,
Lekin chalanewali ladki ke
Shirt ke 2 button khule the,
Bra black color ki thi,
Size 32″ hoga.
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Boy to a Girl-
Agar ek din k liye aapko LADKA banne ka wardan mil jaye,
to sabse pehle aap kya karogi?
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Girl: KHADE-KHADE MUTUNGI…!!
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barsat ki mausam mein ek ledki aapna chhatri leke bahar likli thi. Tufan mein unki chhatri ki kapda phar gaya. bagal mein ek dukan tha. aapna chhatri dekar unhone boli. hello mr. e chhatri thik kar dijiye.Dukandar chhatri edhar udhar ghumakar dekha aur bola madam : pahle kapda utana parega, uska bad danda sidha karna parega tab jake undar gusana parega, madam boli aap kuch bhi karo pani undar nehi girna chahiye.
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