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What similar things wuld u want in ur coffee & girl friend? Shuld b hot,Shuld b rich,Shuld b creamy,Shuld b able to keep u awake all night!
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Stay Humble Be Faithful Offer Hope Work Diligently Fight Fairly Live Simply kiss Deeply Sex Regularly Ahh! thats what i call ART OF LIVING.
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There are two things rain helps improve: agricultural production and Philippine population.
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When everything goes wrong, push! When you wish for something, push! When people don't understand, push. When you wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!
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A quote on a girl's t-shirt ....



'there's a face above this...Dn't forget
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What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?





It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?



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A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
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Roses are Red

Sky is Blue



My Bitch is Pregnant

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FIFA has decided that GIRLS should be GOALKEEPERS for the WORLD CUP, because no matter how wide they open,they never let the balls go in!! Happy wrld cup.

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When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
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