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10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend - Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle, Humble, Tolerant, Polite, Understanding, Sexy, Smart, Youthful. In short - TIGHT PUSSY

Submitted By : Vijay Kumawat (vkk_sikar@yahoo.co.in)
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AN English Woman asked 2 Punjabi women.Wat is ur daily routine ? Punjabi women: Hai behna saada ki kehna,saara din chulley te,te saari raat LULLAY te...

Submitted By : Vijay Kumawat (vkk_sikar@yahoo.co.in)
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Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . Lun Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lun Dalna Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley...

Submitted By : Vijay Kumawat (vkk_sikar@yahoo.co.in)
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Principal entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai?? 4 larkian sharmatay hue sir hamara..

Submitted By : Vijay Kumawat (vkk_sikar@yahoo.co.in)
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hamari tumhari dosti koi dust ki tatti nahi,jo ek magge pani me bah jai,ye to kabz ka vo mota leda hai jo do balti pani dalne par bhi apne nishan chodh jata hai,.............

Submitted By : Rizwan Ahmad Shaikh (rizzu_lather@yahoo.com)
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Baap ne sex k waqt apne bete ko balcony me betha dia,beta-dad ramu ki maa bhi chud rahi hea,baap-kaise pata chala?,beta-vo bhi balcony me bheta hea.]



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laila ko karana tha impress,to majnu ne khaya minto fresh,jab majnu ko karna tha impress, laila ne uttara pura dress,ro boli daba k dekh yeh he ekdam fresh.
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ANIL AMBANI ASK MUKESH AMBANI "I WANT YOUR WIFE KISS " "MUKESH AMBANI OK. BUT 50 PS. PER MINUT "
ANIL AMBANI DONT CHEET TO TRY ME BECOUS RELEINCE TO RELIENCE FREE"
OK
HAAA HAA HA

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Pathan said to his wife: I will divorce you because you don't have brest, wife: khan ji! khuda ke wastay hum ko pehle seedha to karo...

Submitted By : Vijay Kumawat (vkk_sikar@yahoo.co.in)
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Reliance wala ladka, Airtel wali ladki ki bra me haath dalke bolta hai, 'AISI AAZADI AUR KAHAN', phir Airtel wali ladki Reliance wale ladke ki pant me hath dal ke boli, 'KAR LO DUNIYA MUTTHI ME', Utne me BSNL wali ladki aai, aur apna frock uncha kar ke boli... ' DESH KI SAB SE BADI SEVA ME APKA SWAGAT HAI..

Submitted By : Vijay Kumawat (vkk_sikar@yahoo.co.in)
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