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Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistake”
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
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Enter code to kiss Katrinas LIPS
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Wrong code
U have kissed JYSURIYA HIPS!
Wash ur mouth & try again
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We can't get back
What we have lost
You betrayed me
I won't play this game
So why do i feel
That it's me to blame


Submitted By : subina (subina.07@gmail.com)
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Give me some sunshine give some rain...
Give me some sunshine give some rain...

Give me some another Boys number i an single once again..
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?

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One of the best reply from husband to his waiting wife at home.
I will be there in 15 minutes. If not, kindly read this msg once again.

Submitted By : Sachin Vats (sachin27vats@yahoo.co.in)
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Sardar Wants To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
"WIFE WANTED"

Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying


"PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE"

Submitted By : Sachin Vats (sachin27vats@yahoo.co.in)
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.


Submitted By : Sachin Vats (sachin27vats@yahoo.co.in)
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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