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2 kanjush garl aur boy me pyar ho gaya,
Girl-rat ko jab mai chhat se coin giraun to tum furan chhat par aa jana.
Girl ne rat me coin girayee per boy kafee der me pahucha,
Girl- itni der kyon laga d?
Boy- coin dhoodh raha tha par nahi mili,
Girl- milti kaise, usme to dhaga bandh kar girayee thi, phir upar khich liya.
Submitted By : Devesh Yadav (deveshyadav60@gmail.com)
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Beti:MAA Gao me Bollywood Wale Aye He.
MAA:Andar Aaja inki Niyat Bahot Kharab Hoti He.
Beti:Maa imran Hasmin BHi aya he.
!fir to bakri ko bhi le le
Submitted By : vyomesh (www.vyomd@gmail.com)
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Ladki apni marzi se DE to Pyar,
Dost DILAYE to Uphar,
Ghar wale DILAYE to Sanskar,
Aur hum LE-LE to,
Section-376-IPC ke tahat
Balatkar
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Man to nurse: agar ladka ho to kehna ke Pappu paas ho gaya aur ladki ho to kehna Pappu fail ho gaya. Thodi dair baad
Nurse: Pappu ko supplimentary aayi hai
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Pappu ne car li loan pe, loan nahi chuka pane se bank wale car utha ke le gaye
Pappu rote hue, 'Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le ke karta'
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Old man marries a young girl. One person asks the girl, "What did you see in him for marriage?"
Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his "Din-kam" (less days)
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3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja.
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1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai
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1 ladka Charas pi k aya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekr padhne laga!
Dad:Charas Pi k aya hai?
Son:Nhi To?
Dad:Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..
Submitted By : munna9937455383 (krutidiptapujhari@gmail.com)
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Student: He bhagvaan, me engineer toh ban gaya, par ab mujhe koi achhi naukri dilwa do :(
Aapke charano me Rs. 101 Rakh raha hu!
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Bhagvaan: Pagal, marwayega kya!? 'Anna Hazare' dekh rahe honge!
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