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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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Bacha apni dadi se, dadi ap kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?
Dadi: beta Pakistan Hindustan afghanistan
Bcha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?
Peche se dada bolay: Qabristan :-)
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Shadi Ki Raat:
Husband: Ijazat Hai?
Wife: Sharmate Hue… Ji.
Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Window Lock Ki, Parde Daley, Light Off Ki
Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi.
Husband: Herat Se Kyun?
Wife: Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe “SHABBIR” Tu Dekhe Ga…
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1 admi doston ki mehfil se late night ghar gaya,
Doston ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Admi bola: Nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to main wese bhi nikalwane wala tha..!!!
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A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one,
After a while, The husband said:
“When we got married, You promised to love, Honor n obey”
His bride replied:
“I know but I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding”
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Bivi Ghusse Mein: “Mera jeena haram ho gaya hai. Me ye ghar chorh k ja rahi hun”
Husband: Jan Choro! Khuda K Waste.
Biwi Wapas Atay Hoye: Ek to apki ye adat buhut buri hai, hamesha JAN keh k aur Khuda ka wasta de k rok lete hain
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Wife: tum ne kabhi socha ki meri shaadi kisi aur se ho jaati to kya hota?
Pati: nahi, maine kabhi kisi ka bura nahi socha

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Boy: oh! iss din ka to main kab se intezar karta tha.
Girl: to main jaaun?
Boy: nahi bilkul nahi
Girl: do you love me?
Boy: haan, karta tha kartu hun aur karta rahunga?
Girl: kabhi mere sath dhokha karoge?
Boy: nahi, isse achcha to main mar jaun
Girl: would you like to kiss me?
Boy: yes, i like it
Girl: tum mujhe maroge?
Boy: nahi main aisa aadmi nahi hun
Girl: kya main tum pe vishvas kar sakti hun?
Boy: yes
Girl: oh darling!

Aur Shadi Ke Baad:
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Husband: kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
No answer
Husband asks again
But
No answer
Then again he asks
Wife: nahi kaha plz ab bhonkna band karo
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A couple had fight one night. When they were going to bed -
Husband taunted: good night, mother of 3 kids
Wife replied: good night, father of none

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