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What is a Mobile? ? ? ? ? ? ? R U looking for answer ? ? ? ? ? Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
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She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
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Boys r like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion
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Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
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All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
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