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Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!
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Santa ne ghar k ooper wale hissey me paint kiya aur neeche wale
hissey me likh diya…
“Same as above”
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Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi karta?
Santa: Karta to buhut hai per papa marenge isliye chat kar rakh deta hun
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Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai.
Banta: Mazaq karti hain, agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota?
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Santa: Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?
Banta: Meri Patni
Santa: Sabse Badi Kamzori ??
Banta: DUSRON Ki Patni
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SANTA: KAHIN RASTE ME JARAHA THA
RASTE ME USE MITTII DIKHI
SATA KAHTA HAI MERE DESH KI MITTI KI
KHUSHBU HI KUCHH ALAG HAI

BANTA: KAHTA HAI ABE BEWAKUF YE TER GANO KI MITTI NAHI tATTI HAI.
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Train k toilet me likha -"Duniya chand pe pahunch gayi aur tumyehin baithe ho".
Santa niche likha k aaya-"Bas dho k jaa hi raha hu".

Submitted By : prabir (prabirmht@gmail.com)
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santa icici bank me A/C open karne aur form lekar seedhe DELHI chala gaya kyo? kyonki us per likha tha "FILL THE FORM IN CAPITAL"

Submitted By : lokesh (lslokesh40@yahoo.com)
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Santa ji aap ko public ne itna Q Pita?
Santa:Bus me purse se mera photo gir gaya, maine bola behen ji jara sadi upar karna photo lena he

Submitted By : Sachin Vats (sachin27vats@yahoo.co.in)
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Santa to Rickshawala: Are O bhai khali ho kya.


Rickshawala: Ha bilkul khali hu..

Santa: chalo Fir


Tash khelte hai.

Submitted By : Sachin Vats (sachin27vats@yahoo.co.in)
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