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Santa ji aap ko public ne itna Q Pita?
Santa:Bus me purse se mera photo gir gaya, maine bola behen ji jara sadi upar karna photo lena he



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SANTA:BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE,LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE


BABA-JA BETA"SULABH SHOCHALAY" Khol De


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santa Banta se:

America main Hollywood hai.

India mai Bollywood hai.

England mai kya hai ?

Banta:

England mai Collingwood hai.. :-)

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Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

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Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai.
Banta: Mazaq karti hain, agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota?

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Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!
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Santa ne ghar k ooper wale hissey me paint kiya aur neeche wale
hissey me likh diya…
“Same as above”
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Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi karta?
Santa: Karta to buhut hai per papa marenge isliye chat kar rakh deta hun
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Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai.
Banta: Mazaq karti hain, agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota?
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Santa: Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?
Banta: Meri Patni
Santa: Sabse Badi Kamzori ??
Banta: DUSRON Ki Patni
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