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"My LOVER is my life" Ye Padh K 1 Wish mango Mang Mang Li na ?
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AbYe Wish Tabhi Puri Hogi Jab
Aap Ye Msg Apne "PAPA" Ko Frwd Kroge.




Submitted By : Chetan (patelchetan9968@yahoo.com)
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Sweet raho CADBURY ki tarah, Fresh raho CLOSE-UP ki tarah, BEAUTIFUL raho fair n lovely ki tarah, Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah aur SMART raho MERI TARAH.!!!
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aaj din bahut udas hai.kahne ko sabkuchh bakwas hai.jara apni grlfrnd ka number dena suna hai maal bahut jhakkas hai.
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Mera nam sun kar mujrim dar k bhage


mera naam sunkar mujrim dar k bhage



Agar tumne
RUPA FRONTLINE chadiiiii
Pehna hai to chalo sabse aage..
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When u feel lonely and
alone & can not see
anyone around you,
the world seems to be
fading away,come along
with me Ill talk you to
an eye specialist.

Submitted By : vigneshs (svigneshjobs@gmail.com)
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Weve known each other for
quite a while now, do you think
we can be more than friends?
Because i like you very much.
Will you be my partner to
rob a bank.

Submitted By : vigneshs (svigneshjobs@gmail.com)
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to
INCREASE your tensions.

Submitted By : vigneshs (svigneshjobs@gmail.com)
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What is Tension
Ladki ne Aapse Lift mangi,
Raste me Uski Tabiat Bigad gai,
Aap Hospital Le gaye,
Dr. Bola:
Aap Baap Ban'ne wale ho.
Apko TENSION
Aap bole Me iska Bap nahi!
Ladki boli: Yehi Baap he
Aapki or Tension
Phir Police aai.
Apka medical chekup hua.
Report aai k Aap to Baap hi nahi ban sakte
aap ne uparwaleka sukria ada kia
or phir socha k ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai wo kis k hai? Apko phir TENSION....

Submitted By : Vipul Bhavsar (vipul_311813@yahoo.com)
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Teacher-Ladki or ladkeme kya phark hai
Chintu-Ladki 1 saal me Ek hi bachhe ki maa ban sakti he
but ladka 1 saal me anek bachhon ka baap ban sakta he

Submitted By : Vipul Bhavsar (vipul_311813@yahoo.com)
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Ladka
(Classmate se): Tum pass ho gayi ho?
Ladki: Haan

Ladka: Muh to meetha karwao.

Ladki: Kiss se?

Ladka: Chalo issi kiss se karwa do..

Submitted By : Janmejaya jena, Orissa (janmejayajena4@gmail.com)
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